Made for boat people who think a good beanie is one that looks like it was found in the back seat of an abandoned car. 
Thick, ribbed, and with that “I get dressed in the dark and I'm still more stylish than you” vibe. The only thing this beanie doesn't cover is your moral superiority.


– 100% acrylic, because wool is for bloggers who are allergic to reality.
– Thick knit that keeps out even bad thoughts.
– Snug fit: squeezes your ego just right.


It's not just a beanie. It's proof that you survived the cold, the boredom, and everyone's repetitive feeds.


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