WHAT THE HELL... YOU FOUND IT.

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​😐 While 99% of people pass by, you decided to click on that fucking 

weird eye 👁️.

Curious? Bored? Lucky? We don't know.

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👏 So congratulations, you've unlocked a

secret code with a 10% discount,

without having to do a god damn thing:

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​​🛒 Now get out there, buy some shit and save. This treat won't last long. 

 

​Then close this tab as if nothing 

had happened.

(If they ask how you got it, deny it,

🤫just like we'll do.)

 

That's it, simple, direct and

reserved for those who pay attention.